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By now, you should be well on your way to becoming a GEEK. Nothing to feel embarrassed about here---it’s quite acceptable. In fact, it’s downright COOL! J take this quiz to test your GQ (geek quotent).

Tick off the option that FIRST OCCURS TO YOU when you hear each of these words or phrases:

APPLE

  1. Usman Sarvar (hehehehehehe)
  2. A fruit
  3. The co-star ( along the likes of Eve,Newton,William Tell) of many an anectode and legend.

CHIPS

  1. Things that go into a computer and make it tick.
  2. Bits of stone or wood
  3. Food eaten by programmers who don’t have the time to leave their computers for meals J

PARTITION

  1. A logical division of a hard disk
  2. Something you go behind when you want to change
  3. A nefarious act by the British that divided India and Pakistan (shit !!)

PRINCE

  1. A game
  2. Charlie boy (hehehe)
  3. The fitey moonh pop singer (yuck)

NO CARRIER

  1. Error message, indicating the modem is unable to connect
  2. Air-lanka on strike
  3. The home pregnancy test turned up negative

ADDRESS

  1. Identification number for a memory location
  2. Where you stay
  3. Clothing worn by women programmers (ahem)

COURIER

  1. A type face
  2. An American tennis player
  3. UPS,DHL etc

LINKING

  1. Embedding data from one document to another
  2. A road in Mumbai
  3. Holding hands from India to Pakistan

CARRIER DROP

  1. The telephone line got disconnected, sending your "MIRC chat" session for a toss
  2. Smuggler misplaced the parcel
  3. A new method of birth control

SCAN

  1. an anti-virus software program
  2. Peer anxiously at the horizon
  3. Give your computer purchase contract a quick look-see before signing it

C++

  1. A programming language
  2. The ocean and beyond
  3. X-ray glasses

HACKING

  1. Unauthorized access to a computer system
  2. Cutting away vegetation in an Amazon forest
  3. A rough dry cough

GROUPWARE

  1. Software that’s designed for use in a network
  2. Uniforms
  3. Query when rest of class is lost on picnic (hehehehe)

 

STAR-DOT-STAR

  1. A way of referring to all computer files
  2. A constellation discovered by a GEEK
  3. What you say when u want to swear

BUS

  1. A pathway between hardware devices, either internal components or external, between stations in a network
  2. The one on four wheels
  3. Hindi/ Urdu word for "I’ve had enough of this" uff

 

Score 1 for every time u choose (a), and total the lot.

So, how did you do?

LESS THAN 15: Dah-leenk (I’ve seen too much of Zsa – Zsa Gabor) puh-leese do something VERY unconnected with computers ok?

15 TO 30: Holds promise…..Persistence will get you everywhere. 

MORE THAN 30: You’re a GEEK all right… IIT, here we come!! hahaha

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